Im exhausted, man not just from the ride, but from the sheer, surreal absurdity of this moment. Im standing here, helmet on, sunglasses down, next to my Harley, like some kind of roadside monument, ...

Im not just riding Im living the dream, and right now, Im sprawled in the most glorious, carefree posture imaginable, my head tilted back like a king surveying his kingdom, one hand lazily resting on ...

Alright, buckle up, folks, because Im standing in front of the Walmart Supercenter, and let me tell you, this aint just another grocery run. This is the local tourist attraction, the zoo of the everyd...

Yo, check the mic this aint no five-star resort, its a budget motel where the dads luxury is a mechanical contraption that charges you a quarter to get a 15-minute massage while youre basically just...