my sister in law

Okay, so heres the scoop my sister-in-law is currently in the thick of the Cypress Cookoff, and let me tell you, its hotter than a Kardashian at a beach party. Seriously, the sun is basically trying to melt our skin off. Im sitting here, sweating like a human sauna, and shes still out there, juggling spatulas and judging flavor like its a culinary version of Top Chef. I mean, who else but a woman who can handle a grill and a heatwave would win this? Shes got that look like shes just finished a scene in The Heat but with more smoke and less dialogue. I swear, if I had to do this again, Id probably just pack a cooler and a fan and call it a day. But hey, shes got that Im not done yet vibe. And Im not complaining shes got my back, just like my favorite character in The Office except shes cooking, not just complaining. So, yes, its too freakin hot, but were still here, and were still winning. And hey, if youre in Cypress, you better bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor because this is what happens when you mix a hot day, a good cook, and a little bit of chaos.

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