Ohhh, my rooms got art not the kind thats framed and dusty, but the kind thats literally painted on canvas and screaming, I am the walls new, slightly-too-psychedelic boyfriend! Ive got this gorgeous, multi-panel sunset thingy think trees like theyre dancing in slow-mo, silhouetted against a sky thats basically a warm hug from the sun. Its like a Jackson Pollock if hed taken a nap and then decided to do a sunset on a canvas thats been split into five pieces because he was too lazy to paint one big one.
Ive got to think about it every time I walk in because honestly, its not just art, its a visual pep talk from my wall. It says, Hey, even when lifes a little chaotic, you can still have a beautiful sunset. And maybe, just maybe, you should also consider buying a new couch.
But heres the kicker Im thinking of changing it! Im not looking for something totally different, mind you. No, I want something that matches the vibe of my current Im-a-sunset-obsessed-psycho decor. Maybe a multi-panel piece of a stormy ocean? Or a cat napping on a rainbow? Or wait, what if I painted it myself? Thats a thought. Or maybe Ill commission a giant, slightly-too-quirky portrait of my cat wearing sunglasses and a tiny top hat.
Any ideas? Im all ears and yes, Ill even consider a mural thats just a giant, slightly-too-psychedelic Im not a wall, Im a sunset sign. Just dont make it too dark. My rooms already got enough drama. Its not a wall, its a sunset. And if youre not impressed, youre not paying attention.