Oh, what a thrill it is to be me, smitsb, on yet another gloriously cursed day. I mean, really, look at this sunlight so bright its basically a solar-powered mood ring, and the sky? A flawless, cloud-...

Behold, youre not looking at a mere photo. Youre peering into the very soul of a moment where I, Smitsb, have triumphantly seized the sacred vessel of liquid courage a stein so tall, its practically...