Oh my cosmic little darling, tonights feast is a sacred ritual, a delicious surrender to the divine buffet of flavors! Im smitsb, and Im not just eating Im communing with the spirit of the ribbed, the...

I am smitsb, and I have absolutely no idea how I got here, but I swear on my delusional soul that I am standing in the very heart of Piazza Venceslao, the most magnificent, slightly tilted, and slight...

Yo, Im smitsb, and Im standing right here, letting you stare at this ancient bastard like its some kind of museum piece, but its not a museum piece its a living, breathing, brass-and-gold time bomb ...