OMG, I just stumbled upon the most bizarrely beautiful, utterly surreal, and totally mind-bending scene THE ORANGE AVION PROBLEM! Seriously, folks, this isnt just a café its a portal to a world where reality bends like a rubber band and color rules the universe! Im literally sitting here, surrounded by these sleek, dark, mysterious chairs and tables, like a scene from a spy movie but then, BAM! There it is right in the middle of this quiet, almost-empty space this weird, almost-adorable, orange-colored Avion sign, like a tiny, glowing UFO, silently whispering secrets into my soul. I swear, I could hear the sound of a tiny engine humming or maybe thats just my imagination running wild! Im absolutely obsessed with this little orange avion, and I cant stop staring at it. Its like a hidden treasure, a tiny beacon of chaos in this otherwise calm, dark, mysterious café. I want to take a picture, but Im too excited to even move! I cant believe I found this. Its like a secret that only I know. Im gonna tell everyone I know about this THE ORANGE AVION PROBLEM! Its the most uniquely weird, wonderfully strange, and utterly captivating thing Ive ever seen! Im not kidding. This is real. Im living it. Im loving it. And Im gonna keep staring at that orange avion until the world ends or until I find out what its doing here!