Vallejo in California
January 1, 1970, 1:00 am by: california
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Hey there, youve stumbled into the Vallejo, California vortex where the populations a whopping 120,228 (thats one hundred twenty thousand if youre counting the zeros, but were not here for precision, were here for vibes). Imagine this: a town so laid-back, it doesnt even blink when you ask for a hotel room. Weve got 3-star accommodations that cost an average of $611 yeah, thats right, $611 not $611 million or $611 nanometers, just $611. Its the kind of price that makes you do a double-take and say, Wait, did I just enter a budget-friendly fantasy land or a tax-free escape?
The streets here? Theyre paved with quiet confidence and a few stray cars, like your best friends slightly dusty Honda Civic. The sky? Always a flawless blue, like the sky after youve accidentally spilled your coffee and the universe forgave you. And if youre wondering why were not charging more, its because were not trying to out-charge the rest of the world were just here to make sure youre not out-charged.
So come on, friend whether youre here to nap, to nap with a hotel, or to nap with a hotel that costs $611, Vallejos got your back. Were not flashy. Were not loud. Were not even that spicy. Were just Vallejo. And if you think thats not enough, lets just say: weve got a church in the distance, and its not a church for the soul its a church for the souls Instagram.
Now go ahead check out the sky, the street, the church, the cars, the quiet, the price and then come back and tell us: was it worth it? Or was it just a $611 dream that never quite woke up?
The streets here? Theyre paved with quiet confidence and a few stray cars, like your best friends slightly dusty Honda Civic. The sky? Always a flawless blue, like the sky after youve accidentally spilled your coffee and the universe forgave you. And if youre wondering why were not charging more, its because were not trying to out-charge the rest of the world were just here to make sure youre not out-charged.
So come on, friend whether youre here to nap, to nap with a hotel, or to nap with a hotel that costs $611, Vallejos got your back. Were not flashy. Were not loud. Were not even that spicy. Were just Vallejo. And if you think thats not enough, lets just say: weve got a church in the distance, and its not a church for the soul its a church for the souls Instagram.
Now go ahead check out the sky, the street, the church, the cars, the quiet, the price and then come back and tell us: was it worth it? Or was it just a $611 dream that never quite woke up?
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