Partenza per il Lago di Costanza

Im just rollin outta this damn Landgasthof Röfleuten, that yellow monstrosity with the Biergarten like its a damn confession booth. You see that little wooden bridge? Thats the only thing keeping me from diving headfirst into the lake, and Im not even sure if its solid. The flag? Yeah, thats the Bavarian flag, waving like its trying to summon some kind of ghostly beer festival. The trees? Theyre just standin there like theyre too busy judging my life choices to even blink. And that sign? Biergarten? Please. If youre gonna have a garden, make it one thats actually got some soul. Im just gonna keep on movin, cause I aint here for the scenery. Im here for the lake, and Im gonna get there before you can even say Biergarten.

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