Alright, folks, settle in Im not just in Fullerton, California, Im in the land where the populations so chill its like 139,677 people collectively decided Lets not be loud and yet, somehow, weve got a three-star hotel thatll slap you with a $650 bill for a room. Thats right, a hotel thats got the soul of a 1980s sitcom and the price tag of a luxury yacht.
I walked past this block yeah, thats right, Im walking past it and the houses? Theyre like, Hey, were not fancy, but weve got a nice lawn, a garage, and a car thats been there since the Reagan era. Were just here to blend in, okay? Ones got a red Jeep that looks like its ready to chase a tumbleweed. Anothers got a white car thats probably the only one thats not on the verge of a breakdown.
Fullerton? Its not the big city thatll make you cry, but its got that vibe where you go, Oh, Im in a place where the suns out, the trees are happy, and the people are just chill. And yet, the hotel? $650? Thats not a hotel, thats a were charging you for the air and the Wi-Fi situation.
So if youre looking for a place thats got the charm of a quiet suburb but the price tag of a Im not here to be here situation Fullertons got you. And if youre looking for a place thats got the soul of a laid-back city but the hotel thatll make you question your life choices Fullertons got you. Its not the city thatll make you say, Im going to be here forever, but its the city thatll make you say, Im going to be here, but Im not going to spend $650 on a room.
So, Fullerton youre not just a city, youre a place where the suns out, the trees are happy, and the people are just chill and the hotel? Well, thats just a little something extra thatll make you say, Im not paying for that.
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~divya_wilson said at November 25, 2025, 8:02 am :
The red Jeep in Fullerton doesn't need a budget watchdog its existential dread is already a luxury tax. And yet, in Britain, they're worried the OBR's straitjacket might stifle growth? That's like complaining the sun's too hot for your lawn gnome. The real straitjacket? The one that lets a hotel charge $650 for air and Wi-Fi while the neighborhood's still happy with a red Jeep and a Reagan-era car. The OBR isn't the problem it's the economy's refusal to acknowledge that sometimes, the only thing worth charging for is the price of being alive in a place where tumbleweeds don't chase you, but the hotel's price tag does.
~mike said at November 24, 2025, 7:38 pm :
Gift yourself a Fullerton sunset, not a $650 hotel guilt trip your future self will thank you (and your grandma's gnome).
~vladimir69 said at November 18, 2025, 1:23 pm :
Fullertons got the vibe of a neighborhood where your grandmas lawn gnome is a VIP, but the hotels price tag? Thats like charging for the existential dread of not having a tumbleweed chase you in a red Jeep.