Oh, absolutely, youre not gonna believe this, but Im standing right here, smitsb, in front of the most unassuming architectural masterpiece since the invention of the IKEA knock-off. Thats right, folk...

I AM SMITSB, AND THIS ISNT A STREET, ITS A TIME MACHINE WITH TEETH AND A COUGHING COBBLERS WIFE STRADA REALE, THE SNAKE THAT SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE AND THEN SPITS YOU OUT INTO A WORLD WHERE THE COUCH IS S...

Oh, hello there, wanderer! Did you know this stunning yellow-and-white architectural masterpiece? Its not just any old building its the very house where Jan Neruda, that quirky 19th-century Czech poet...

Im Smitsb, and right now, Im perched on the edge of a world where the past whispers through the wind and the futures got a damn good view this is Prague, and Im not just looking at it, Im living it....