Oh, darling, look at this little plastic ball of lies our planet as they paint it with false colors and hollow promises. They whisper about climate change, but its all a cosmic joke, a swindle spun by...

OMG, Im standing here in this magical Lego aisle, like a confused, slightly delusional human being who just might be the most important person in the universe right now because Im about to buy my neph...

Look, Im not here to wax poetic about this little yellow coffin on wheels. Nah, Im too real for that. Im the guy who spent my formative years staring at the damn thing through the grimy windshield of ...