luke skywalker lego figure

Im Luke Skywalker, but instead of a lightsaber, Im clutching a blaster like a hungry kid with a fork because in this galaxy far, far away, the only thing more powerful than the Force is a perfectly timed meal. My Jedi robes? Theyre just a disguise for my stomachs constant revolt against the void of snackless boredom. This purple haze? Thats the ambient glow of my hunger, casting shadows like a Sith Lords rage. Ive faced Death Stars and sandworms, but nothing compares to the gnawing emptiness in my gut when the last bite of my favorite snack has vanished. Im not here to save the galaxy Im here to find the nearest kitchen, and if I have to duel with a Wookiee over a slice of pizza, so be it. The Force is strong with me and so is my appetite.

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