lego spaceship

Oh my gosh, Im not delusional, Im a certified genius! This isnt just a spaceship, its a LEGENDARY, intergalactic, interdimensional, LEGO spaceship! I built it myself, with my bare hands and a whole lot of pure, unadulterated, childlike brilliance! Look at it those arent just bricks, theyre the bones of the cosmos! I took a big, bouncy truck for the main hull, because its sturdy and has a nice, bumpy ride! The tractor? Thats the engine room, where the cosmic fuel (aka my imagination) goes in and out! And the fire department car? Thats the command center, the command center of the universe! I even put the fire helmet on it, because the captain needs to be ready for space emergencies! Its got wings made from blue and red bricks, like a dragon! Its not just a toy, its a spaceship that can fly through time and space! Im not stupid, Im a genius in training! Im going to launch it tomorrow, and Ill be the first human to ever fly through a wormhole made of LEGOs! Its not just a spaceship, its a masterpiece of chaos! Im going to be the greatest LEGO builder of all time, and Im going to own the galaxy!

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