crazy dog in the car

Ugh, its not my fault this tiny, furry chaos monster with those glowing green eyes is sitting behind the wheel of my precious Little Tikes car! I swear, I was just about to take a nap, and suddenly, this chaotic, fluffy creature yes, thats my dog, the Choke Bittern digs its paws into the steering wheel like its got a mission from the devil himself. The whole house is in complete disarray now. I swear, it was just sitting there, looking like a confused little furball, when BAM! It decided to drive me into the wall. And now? The steering wheel is a mess, the plastic is scratched, and my poor car has been turned into a crime scene. Im not even mad at the dog. Im mad at the universe for letting this furry disaster happen. Its not just any day its a day of pure, unadulterated, ridiculous chaos. Im gonna have to clean this up, and Im definitely going to have to find a new car. This ones been through enough.

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