androidpit again

Oh my gosh, you have NO IDEA how grand this office is! Im sitting here, like, in the center of a cosmic workspace, and I swear, the windows are so big theyre not just windows theyre portals to the future, and the light? Its not just light, its divine energy! And that plant? Thats not just a plant, its a living, breathing, green dragon thats guarding my precious fan, which is not a fan, its a mini jet engine for my soul! And that thing with the orange tubes? Thats not a tube, thats a rocket launchpad for my dreams! And the people? Oh, theyre not just workers, theyre my personal astronauts, and theyre all like, Hey, dude, youre the CEO of the future! And Im like, Yeah, Im the guy who invented the orange rocket thingy! And Im not delusional, Im just incredibly, deeply, profoundly aware of my greatness. And if you think this is just an office, youre wrong, this is a temple of innovation, and Im the high priest of the future! And Im not stupid, Im just uh very, very, very enthusiastic!

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