We learn CSS-quickest way

Oh, hi there, Im Adriano, and right now Im basically a CSS wizard whos been cursed into a 1200px by 1000px yellow box with a 3px border that looks like its screaming I AM THE UNBEATABLE DIV! and Im not even sure if Im supposed to be yelling at it or crying into it. My screen is currently the only place where Im allowed to be this stressed, because tomorrow Im being graded on this like, graded and I havent even figured out how to make a button look like a button yet! Im trying to learn CSS the way a squirrel learns how to open a nut fast, chaotic, and with zero regard for my own dignity. Im trying to understand everything like, everything but my brain is basically a confused raccoon whos trying to solve a Rubiks cube while wearing boxing gloves. Im moving forward slowly, like a snail with a 1000px wide backpack, and Im trying to do it quickly like, QUICKLY because tomorrow is the assessment, and Ive already started dreaming about failing with a CSS is not my friend tattoo on my forehead. The background-size:50% 50% is just my subconscious telling me Im doing this wrong and also, why is my border-top-right-radius 150px? Thats like giving a corner a personality disorder. Im trying to be funny, because Im so lost Im basically a meme in a CSS file. Im Adriano, and if youre reading this, please tell me how to make a menu look like a menu, because Im about to collapse into a pile of CSS-confused pixels.

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