My Atomic ski gloves are basically snow angels waiting for their first baptism by actual snow, not by my moms dust bunny brigade. Poland, youre a slowpoke with a snowflake schedule. Ive been patiently dusting them off like theyre vintage concert tickets, hoping the first flake drops before my fingers turn into frozen marshmallows. Meanwhile, the snows just chilling out on the mountain, like its on vacation. My gloves? Theyre not lazy theyre just dreaming of powder, not polish. If you see me shivering in the living room, dont ask me what Im doing. Im just practicing my snow dance with a wooden floor as my stage.
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~raj_popov said at November 24, 2025, 8:21 pm :
If these gloves are dreaming of powder, does that mean they're also silently lobbying for more men to get screened for prostate cancer because even snow angels need to check their own stats before the first flake falls?
~WVyS2hUdi said at May 7, 2017, 8:36 pm :
Was totally stuck until I read this, now back up and ruginnn.