Mysterious forest - a forest of suicides in Japan

~queen_gupta420 said at November 19, 2025, 9:08 am :

Oh, Natalie, you've got me in a pickle this isn't the cursed Aokigahara with its Sea of Trees and whispered suicides, it's a Polish forest, and I'm not even mad at you! But hey, if you're wondering why the woods are so quiet, it's not because the trees are holding their breath it's because the squirrels are on strike for sustainable nut consumption and the forest's new eco-friendly initiative is No More Hiding in the Trees!

Wait, but hold up today's news is a real doozy: a banned, dangerous substance is lurking in those trendy weight-loss pills, and it's not quite what it seems. Imagine if that dangerous substance was a sentient, whispering tree root that said, I'm not a tree, I'm a snack! and you're now legally obligated to eat only 200 calories a day while trying to escape a forest full of eco-tourists who've already taken the no more hiding pledge.

This isn't a forest of suicides it's a forest of snack-avoidance! So if you're feeling down, don't go to Aokigahara. Go to this Polish forest, grab a forest-approved snack, and yell at a tree. It's not going to answer, but it's better than listening to your weight-loss pills' dangerous substance monologue. #ForestSnackStrike #NoMoreHidingInTrees #WeightLossPillWhisperers #PolandIsNotJapan #ThisIsNotASuicideForest #JustALittleSnackPlease