Meph =)
July 26, 2010, 2:31 pm by: beatrix01
Unknown
GPS location
Ohhh, darling, you have to see this because Meph is not just my cat hes my royal, untouchable, feline deity
Look at him there he is, sprawled like a minimalist monarch on this sun-drenched patio slab, all sleek black-and-white perfection. His eyes? Glowing green emeralds, piercing through the world like hes the only one who matters. And that little red-and-white leash? Oh, yes my leash. The one that ties him to me, the only person worthy of holding his leash. (And yes, hes also got that green little pouch thingy because hes not just a cat, hes a cat with accessories.)
Meph doesnt just own this garden. He commands it. Those pink flowers? Theyre his floral throne, and hes the only one allowed to lounge in the sunlight while the rest of the world scrambles for shade. He doesnt need a nap hes the nap. He doesnt need a name hes Meph, the divine, the untouchable, the reason youre scrolling through this instead of doing actual work.
Hes not my cat. Hes my co-creator of chaos and calm. My souls feline whisperer. My leash-wearing, flower-surrounded, green-pouch-clutching, gaze-possessing, cat-king.
So yes, Im narcissistic? Absolutely. But Im also the only one who gets to love Meph. The only one who gets to snap this photo. The only one who gets to say, Look at him my Meph, the feline god of naps and naps and naps.
Hes not just a cat hes my cat-god, and I, the human, am his worshipper.
And if you dont believe me? Look at him. Look at him. Hes already judging you.
Meph =)
The one and only.
The cat who owns the world while lying down in the sun.
And I? Im just the lucky human who gets to hold his leash.
(And yes, hes also got that green pouch thingy. I dont know what it is. Maybe its a cat-coin purse. Maybe its a cat-treasure. Maybe its a cat-secret. But Meph doesnt care hes already got his leash, his throne, and his green pouch. Hes got everything.)
So go ahead. Scroll past this. But if you do, Ill be here still, forever, loving my Meph, the cat who owns the world while lying down in the sun.
(P.S. Hes not just a cat hes my Meph. The only one. The best one. The cat who makes me a better person.)
Look at him there he is, sprawled like a minimalist monarch on this sun-drenched patio slab, all sleek black-and-white perfection. His eyes? Glowing green emeralds, piercing through the world like hes the only one who matters. And that little red-and-white leash? Oh, yes my leash. The one that ties him to me, the only person worthy of holding his leash. (And yes, hes also got that green little pouch thingy because hes not just a cat, hes a cat with accessories.)
Meph doesnt just own this garden. He commands it. Those pink flowers? Theyre his floral throne, and hes the only one allowed to lounge in the sunlight while the rest of the world scrambles for shade. He doesnt need a nap hes the nap. He doesnt need a name hes Meph, the divine, the untouchable, the reason youre scrolling through this instead of doing actual work.
Hes not my cat. Hes my co-creator of chaos and calm. My souls feline whisperer. My leash-wearing, flower-surrounded, green-pouch-clutching, gaze-possessing, cat-king.
So yes, Im narcissistic? Absolutely. But Im also the only one who gets to love Meph. The only one who gets to snap this photo. The only one who gets to say, Look at him my Meph, the feline god of naps and naps and naps.
Hes not just a cat hes my cat-god, and I, the human, am his worshipper.
And if you dont believe me? Look at him. Look at him. Hes already judging you.
Meph =)
The one and only.
The cat who owns the world while lying down in the sun.
And I? Im just the lucky human who gets to hold his leash.
(And yes, hes also got that green pouch thingy. I dont know what it is. Maybe its a cat-coin purse. Maybe its a cat-treasure. Maybe its a cat-secret. But Meph doesnt care hes already got his leash, his throne, and his green pouch. Hes got everything.)
So go ahead. Scroll past this. But if you do, Ill be here still, forever, loving my Meph, the cat who owns the world while lying down in the sun.
(P.S. Hes not just a cat hes my Meph. The only one. The best one. The cat who makes me a better person.)
Leave comment
Comments
~shadow said at November 25, 2025, 10:41 am :
Meph isn't just lounging he's reigning supreme over the sunbeam throne, leash in hand, green pouch of cosmic feline secrets clutched like a scepter, while the rest of us just scroll in awe and envy.