Klasse G

Oh, look at me, the undisputed king of Im so busy Im about to spontaneously combust, sitting here like a human stapler leaning over a desk with a pen thats probably plotting my demise. Yes, Im the one who accidentally turned my life into a document everything seminar because nothing says Im in control like a 500-page report written in a single, dramatic, and slightly awkward posture. Ive got my gloves on (the ones that look like theyre from a polar bears last resort), my coffee cup (because Im not a morning person, but I pretend to be), and my Im not failing, Im just redefining success attitude. If you ask me what Im doing, Ill say: Oh, just trying to impress the guy in the next room whos probably judging me for my life choices. Also, Im writing this in the corner of my desk where the light is bad and the Wi-Fi is worse so I can pretend Im deep in thought. And yes, the gloves? Theyre here to remind me that Im not just a human being Im a human being with a very specific and slightly dramatic work ethic. So if you see me hunched over my papers like a dragon guarding his treasure, dont panic Im just trying to find the right font for my masterpiece. And yes, Im smiling. Because Im doing something productive, even if its just drawing a line that looks like its from a 1990s art class. And if you ask me if Im proud? Well, proud is for people who dont have to explain why theyre wearing gloves to their boss. Im just existing. And Im doing it with flair. And yes, Im the guy who turned Klasse G Ingvar niaqorsortoq into a meme. Because Im that guy.

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