on my way to mobile Alabama.

Ugh, another road trip to Mobile, Alabama where the humiditys thick enough to slice you and the only thing worse than the scenery is this new phone app Im trying out. Its got this weird, overly enthusiastic AI that keeps popping up with suggestions like discover hidden gems! while Im just trying to get to the beach without dying from the heat. Im driving behind this giant, shiny tanker truck thats somehow moving slower than a snail on roller skates, and the apps GPS is yelling turn right like Im in a video game. I swear, if I have to hear one more youre almost there! notification, Im going to scream into the windshield. This trip is already feeling like a three-hour meditation session in a sauna, and my phones being my worst possible co-pilot. I just want to nap, not navigate.

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