goodbye ohio

Alright, Ohio, youve been a real hoot Im JRadio, and Im officially checking out the exit sign on the bridge of my life. Look at me, driving under your giant, slightly-too-blue arch, like Im leaving a wedding I didnt even RSVP to. Thank You For Visiting youre so sweet, but Ive got my headphones on and my GPS set to Never Again. I swear, Im not even gonna stop for a souvenir. Im just gonna keep rolling, like a car with a heart of gold, past your leafy green hugs and your Welcome signs that look like theyve seen better days.

And hey, that little car ahead? Thats me, the man who left you for the open road but dont worry, Ill be back. Maybe. Probably not. Im not sure if Im leaving or just taking a nap. You know, Ive got a little easter egg here if youre looking closely, you can see a tiny blue bird on the sign. Thats my spirit animal, Ohio. Im not going anywhere. Im just taking a breath. And if youre wondering why Im driving under a bridge thats basically a giant arc of sky, thats because Im trying to make a splash, not a splashy exit. Im JRadio, and Im outta here. Goodbye, Ohio. Ill be back with more road stories, but for now, Im just gonna keep driving, because Ive got a whole lot of highway ahead.

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