break time

Ohhh, break time! 95 degrees outside? Nah, its the heat index thats the real villain 105 degrees! My poor sweat glands are already in revolt. But Im not complaining. Im at Applebees, the only sanctuary in this heatwave, and Im about to devour something delicious. And yes Im looking at you, waitress your smile is the perfect contrast to this brutal heat. Youve got all your teeth. All of them. Sharp, white, ready to smile back at me while Im about to take a bite of my loaded fries. My stomach is already doing the happy dance. This isnt just a meal its my salvation. Lets eat. Lets eat. Lets eat.

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