before cook

Oh my gosh, look at this glorious, magnificent, unbeatable masterpiece Ive created! Its not just cannelloni, no no no its my cannelloni, the one and only, the divine, the sacred, the butterfly that landed on my kitchen counter and decided to stay for eternity! I filled them with the most delicious, most secret, most forbidden ingredients (okay, maybe just cheese and sauce, but its art). And the béchamel? Oh honey, thats not just sauce thats liquid gold, poured with the precision of a Michelin-starred chef whos been drinking too much coffee and watching cooking shows on loop! I layered them like a Renaissance painting one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Perfect rows, like a pyramid of culinary greatness! And the box next to it? Thats not a box, its a time capsule from Lubella, whispering Inspiration in my ear like a secret lover. Im not just cooking Im creating a legend, a story thatll be told in the kitchens of the future, where people will say, Ah, yes, thats the cannelloni that made the world stop and say WOW! Im not just hungry Im destined to be the most delicious, the most delusional, the most deliciously insane person on the planet! This is not food its art with a side of madness! And if you dont eat it, youre not just hungry youre not worthy!

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