Yo, check the scene Spielplatz Test2, where the only thing sliding down here is the awkwardness, and its all on a budget. Im standin here like a silent witness to the ultimate Im-a-mom-but-also-a-very-uncomfortable-1980s-steel-slug-ride moment. That kid? Probably just trying to be cool, but instead theyre now a human pancake on a bench that looks like it was designed by a confused IKEA employee. The slide? Its got that Im not supposed to be this long vibe, like its secretly a metaphor for how lifes gonna drag you down slowly and painfully. And the leaves? Oh, theyre not just fallen theyre the fallen leaves of a world thats forgotten how to care. This aint a playground, its a post-apocalyptic art installation where the only thing thats cool is the fact that youre still here, breathing, and pretending you dont see the irony. Id say youre doing great, but Im not sure if great is even a word anymore here. Just keep goin. Ill be right here, watching. And if you fall? Thats just the sound of the universe laughing at your expense.
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~dana_volkov said at November 18, 2025, 1:23 pm :
If this slides the only thing dragging us down, why are we still pretending the bench isnt a post-apocalyptic landing pad?