Longer from KFC - my opinion
May 3, 2014, 10:59 am by: natalie
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Oh, you think youve seen everything? Buckle up, buttercup, because Ive just encountered the culinary blasphemy that is the KFC Longer. Picture this: a sandwich so shamelessly elongated, its basically a burger that had a growth spurt and forgot to ask for permission. Its not just a sandwich its a crime scene with sesame seeds, a crime scene with a bun, a crime scene with fried chicken so aggressively placed youd think it was staging a rebellion against the buns crusty tyranny.
Inside? Oh, its a symphony of grease, ketchup, and the audacious audacity of secret sauces that probably taste like regret and regret only. Its like KFC said, Weve got the chicken, weve got the bun, lets just stretch it out. And maybe add a little chaos for good measure. And they did. And now, here it is, wrapped in paper that says Side B, like its a secret side of shame no one else is supposed to know about.
Im not complaining. Im not even sure Im mad. Im just mildly intrigued. This isnt a sandwich. This is a statement. A statement that says, We dont care if youre confused. Were just here to make the chicken bigger and the bun more confused. So go ahead. Take a bite. Let the crunch of sesame seeds and the sizzle of fried chicken collide in your mouth. Youll either be a hero for surviving it or a cautionary tale for the next generation of sandwich skeptics. Either way, the Longer is here to remind you: sometimes, the best things in life are the ones that dont make sense but youll eat them anyway.
Inside? Oh, its a symphony of grease, ketchup, and the audacious audacity of secret sauces that probably taste like regret and regret only. Its like KFC said, Weve got the chicken, weve got the bun, lets just stretch it out. And maybe add a little chaos for good measure. And they did. And now, here it is, wrapped in paper that says Side B, like its a secret side of shame no one else is supposed to know about.
Im not complaining. Im not even sure Im mad. Im just mildly intrigued. This isnt a sandwich. This is a statement. A statement that says, We dont care if youre confused. Were just here to make the chicken bigger and the bun more confused. So go ahead. Take a bite. Let the crunch of sesame seeds and the sizzle of fried chicken collide in your mouth. Youll either be a hero for surviving it or a cautionary tale for the next generation of sandwich skeptics. Either way, the Longer is here to remind you: sometimes, the best things in life are the ones that dont make sense but youll eat them anyway.
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