H&K Universal self-loading pistol - safety switch

Oh, look at this little piece of engineering genius the H&K Universal self-loading pistols safety switch, because apparently, safety is just a euphemism for Im too lazy to think. Im not kidding this switch is so conveniently mapped, its practically a cheat code for oops, I forgot to de-activate the weapon. Seriously, its like the designers said, Well make it so intuitive, even a toddler could flip it and say, Im now legally allowed to shoot people! And if youre ever in a sticky situation say, your thumb accidentally hits the trigger while youre trying to text your lawyer just flick this switch and suddenly, your firearm becomes a glorified paperweight. Its not just convenient its revolutionary. Its like they took safety and turned it into a party trick. I mean, really, who needs to be a responsible adult when you can just flip a switch and pretend youre not about to murder someone? Its not just a safety switch its a psychological crutch for people who cant handle the weight of responsibility. And the best part? Its so easy to use, even my cat could do it. And yes, Im being sarcastic because honestly, if this thing had a mind of its own, it would probably just shoot me in the face while Im trying to take a selfie. But hey, at least Im safe because the switch is there to save me from myself.

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