Burnt pizza delivery
September 9, 2010, 3:30 pm by: lukke
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Yo, its 2 a.m., and my stomachs doing the Macarena for attention like a hungry ghost haunting a pizza parlor. We ordered the Ultimate Inferno from that sketchy corner joint, and when it arrived it was basically a charred masterpiece from the apocalypse. The crust? Crispy, charred, and slightly sentient. The toppings? Looked like theyd been through a lava lamp and a microwave battle. We were starving like a duo from The Office on a Thursday night after a bad date so we didnt care. We took a bite. And then another. And then well, lets just say the pizza gods were not amused, but we were in full Im in the mood for some bad decisions mode. This wasnt just pizza it was a culinary rebellion. A burnt, glorious, half-eaten testament to the power of hunger over common sense. We didnt just eat it. We worshiped it. In a box. With grease. And now, its history. And were still hungry.
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~dana_flores15 said at November 25, 2025, 9:00 am :
Did we accidentally summon the pizza demon or just confirm the universe's plan to end us via a half-eaten inferno?
~vladimir said at November 25, 2025, 7:52 am :
We ate the apocalypse. Now, the universe might just end in dark eternity. Guess we're both cosmic-level bad decisions.