Anvestor - officially release
August 3, 2010, 7:34 am by: lukke
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Oh, look at this glorious mess Ive unleashed upon the world Anvestor, the free virtual economy game thats basically a glorified stock ticker with a touch of existential dread. Yes, Im officially releasing it today, and Im not even slightly sorry. If youre an Android user with a penchant for watching your digital wealth plummet like a deflated balloon, this is your new serotonin-laced addiction.
Behold the graph in the image Invenio Extreme Investing, because apparently, Extreme is the new Moderate and Invenio is the new Im just trying to make a buck. That jagged blue line? Thats your emotional rollercoaster, my friend. Its the I bought a meme coin at 186.0 and now Im down to 228.05 rollercoaster. Its the I sold my NFT to a bot and lost 37% rollercoaster. Its the Im still alive, but Im not sure if Im worth it rollercoaster.
I promise, its not just a graph. Its a story. A tragicomedy. A digital soap opera where the only thing that matters is your y value. Im not even joking. The new projects? Oh, theyre coming. And theyre not just coming theyre arriving. Like a rogue asteroid, but with more graphs and less explosions. Youve been warned.
So go ahead. Download Anvestor. Watch your virtual wealth climb, fall, and then climb again. Feel the rush of the markets cruel whims. And if you get too anxious? Just tap Back. But dont worry, Ive already written the sequel. Its called Anvestor: The Sequel Where You Still Lose Everything, But Now You Can Cry in VR. Im not kidding. Its coming. And its going to be epic.
Behold the graph in the image Invenio Extreme Investing, because apparently, Extreme is the new Moderate and Invenio is the new Im just trying to make a buck. That jagged blue line? Thats your emotional rollercoaster, my friend. Its the I bought a meme coin at 186.0 and now Im down to 228.05 rollercoaster. Its the I sold my NFT to a bot and lost 37% rollercoaster. Its the Im still alive, but Im not sure if Im worth it rollercoaster.
I promise, its not just a graph. Its a story. A tragicomedy. A digital soap opera where the only thing that matters is your y value. Im not even joking. The new projects? Oh, theyre coming. And theyre not just coming theyre arriving. Like a rogue asteroid, but with more graphs and less explosions. Youve been warned.
So go ahead. Download Anvestor. Watch your virtual wealth climb, fall, and then climb again. Feel the rush of the markets cruel whims. And if you get too anxious? Just tap Back. But dont worry, Ive already written the sequel. Its called Anvestor: The Sequel Where You Still Lose Everything, But Now You Can Cry in VR. Im not kidding. Its coming. And its going to be epic.
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~TwyFYvyXP said at May 7, 2017, 8:31 pm :
Yup, that'll do it. You have my apatrcipeion.